Tell me that I’m good looking?
Nope. . . . I’m well aware of that, tee hee.
Perhaps describing me as intelligent would work?
Hmmm. . . . . well lets just say I’m super modest about my IQ and I will leave it at that eh?
What about telling me that I have a good sense of humour?
Awwww. . . . thank you so much, but I know that I would starve if I had to make a living as a comedian.
Now, you could try a bit of flattery, like using that “Hey Graham, you look ten years younger than your age” line, maybe that will do the trick?
“As the saying goes – If the cap fits wear it.” I would reply whilst desperately trying to hold back a grin.
So, wrong on all counts there then!
Here we go:
The way that you can make me extremely happy and glow with pride is by calling me a Conspiracy Theorist. It’s that simple. Yee Haaa!
I will explain.
In the 16th/17th century people thought that the Earth was the centre of the whole universe. This was because back then the Catholic Church had a complete monopoly on information – what we now call the media – and either through misinterpretation of the Christian Bible, or for some other reason, this super powerful religious corporation declared that the sun revolved around the Earth and that having any view about the universe which contradicted that of the Catholic Church was heresy, and that those guilty of such a crime be tried by the Roman Inquisition and punished accordingly.
Now, during that epoch there were some crazy bozos rocking the boat because they were not prepared to go along with the ridiculous ecclesiastical mainstream narrative of a universe which was centred around the Earth. One of these guys was an Italian scientist named Galileo Galilei who looked at the planet Jupiter through a telescope, saw that there were moons orbiting it and came to the conclusion that planets were spherical and that there was a whole lot of revolving stuff going on in that vast unknown territory generally known as the sky.
Now, had the epithet ‘Conspiracy Theorist’ been around in Galileo’s time then I am sure that he would have been labelled with it because he was brave, believed in truth and had the audacity to challenge the Catholic Church monopoly of knowledge by championing heliocentrism and Copernicanism and declaring that the earth revolves around the sun and not vice-versa. For this fantastic piece of scientific observation Galileo received no awards. Instead, he was tortured on the rack of incantation, forced to retract his findings and then put under house arrest for the rest of his life. Fortunately for all of us, Galileo managed to smuggle out his book – Discourses and Mathematical Demonstrations Relating to Two New Sciences – which was published in 1638 in Holland.
In the year AD 2020 the whole world was put under house arrest because those with the monopoly on knowledge, the new occult High Priests of the medical establishment; Bill Gates, Tony Fauci, Tedros Adhanom, Neil Ferguson et al, have pulled off the greatest scam that the world has ever known – the Plandemic. (see FactPact home page article – The Great Heist AD 2020 – https://factpact.org/ ) They have achieved this by religiously bleating their filthy lies, fear mongering and propaganda from the pulpits of their obeisant mainstream media (MSM) broadcasting stations about some mythical new disease called Covid-19 caused by a virus named SarsCov2, which has not even been identified. Nor indeed has this incy-wincy bogus ‘virus’ undergone the rigours of the four criteria of Koch’s Postulates – the medical establishment’s accepted method of identifying a new disease for the last 100 plus years which is designed to establish a causative relationship between microbe and a disease.
Incredibly, Galileo’s scientific findings that the Earth revolves around the sun were not fully accepted until 300 years after his death.
So please make my day and call me a Conspiracy Theorist if you will. Being associated with such a great man as Galileo Galilei will do wonders for my ego.
But seriously though, I’m just a simple guy doing my little bit in the hope that it won’t be 300 years before the truth is accepted worldwide that the only place where Covid-19 exists is on the televisions and radios and in the imagination of those who watch MSM.
Footnote: The term Conspiracy Theorist was popularised by the CIA in the 1960s in an attempt to use derogatory terminology to discredit journalists who were investigating true facts about the assassination of former US president John Fitzgerald Kennedy on November 22nd 1963.
Any self-respecting Conspiracy Theorist will be familiar with this brilliant 5 minute video made by James Corbett of Corbett Report – 9/11 A Conspiracy Theory – which I have just posted on the FactPact video page. Click on the colourful thumbnail below to play.
© 2020 Graham Lawrence.